I am obsessed with making renditions of ordinary objects out of unexpected materials, like cardboard or fabric. I bestow my inventions with impossible functions and insist stubbornly that they actually work. Use the arsenal of soft white weaponry to inflict peace. Load the drooping AK 47 with the bullets fashioned out of O.B. tampons and fire away at any who insist on fighting to instill them with tranquility. And if you cannot believe it possible, learn how to play the cardboard pipe organ to suspend disbelief.