There were six dudes
and a wrangler guide.
They headed West, it was quite a ride.
They didnt look
much like cowpokes do,
and they didnt know where they were riding to.
But ride they did, and
they did their best.
to find some doggies -- cattle was their quest.
And it werent too
long until they found
a herd of cows, some black, some brown.
They couldnt tell
a Hereford steer
from an Angus bull or a fat old deer.
But they didnt
care what type or breed
Theyd found a herd and it met their need.
They wanted to move 'em,
they knew not where
and in fact they really didnt care.
The dudes spread out
and began to shout,
and the herd began to scatter about.
The cows did bellow,
grunt and moo
and the dudes replied with their Ya hoo.
But soon a mother cow
decided shed have the last laugh.
She had sharp horns that
stuck out straight.
And when she turned, there was no debate.
When dudes and cow were
the dudes turned tail and picked up the pace.
She chased them for a
it probably wasnt an eighth of a mile.
But it was enough to
make them queasy
and teach them movin cows aint easy.