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Choose Your Own Adventure: MMA
Take the role of an up and coming Mixed Martial Artist ready to make his prime time debut against Croatia's own Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipovic.

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April 1, 2007

The sport of Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) has been growing in popularity, particularly in the United States, at an extraordinary rate of late.   Unfortunately, much of the sport-watching population is still somewhat uneducated about the sport, which they likely refer to as Ultimate Fighting, and just what it is that's going on in that ring or octagon.

We here at TsSwtN seek to educate the masses on all forms of sporting, even those that haven't quite made it to the mainstream yet, and so, in an effort to educate, we came to an agreement to publish our own Choose Your Own Adventure story on the sport.  Sadly, the contract fell through due to claims that our requests for a private jet and pimped out Hummer in our contract were "fucking ludicrous."  Not to worry though, we have faithfully reproduced said CYOA book for you in a handy, and free, online form.

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