http://www.tcnj.com/~lynch3/quotes.php In my various adventures and exploits at TCNJ, I occasionally hear something so funny or profound (or profoundly funny) that I feel I need to record it for future generations, or at least for my own amusement and the amusement of whoever takes a look here later. All of the following quotes were spoken, either by me, to me, or in my presence. They are 100% true. The names with a course ID number after them are names of teachers. Please read and enjoy. en-us Jon King 91905 1 What is the opposite of your ribcage? none CHI-103 Dr. Peter DePasquale 92105 1 If the file you specified is not there, you are in deep yogurt. none CSC-250 Dr. Peter DePasquale 92105 1 I am not 7-11. You do not just pull in, show me your code, grab a slushie, and leave on student-teacher tutoring after class CSC-250 Dr. Lynn Waterhouse 92405 1 It's called 'Weeds.' It's about this woman who lives in the country and smokes marijauna. It's terrific, I love it. That's my favorite show, aside from 'Pimp My Ride.' on student-teacher tutoring after class HON-326 Brad Hendricks 92505 1 These birds flying around here, are they from outside? Or are they merchandise, with just one step between themselves and freedom? at Petsmart, watching the birds flying around the ceiling none Rob Doherty 92605 2 Rob: You're talking about pirating a boardgame. Dan: Well, sure. We could print out the board. Print out little paper pieces and assemble them. Rob: Or we could just dress up like pirates, run into a Toys 'R' Us, and steal a copy of Risk. none none Dan Tilden 93005 1 I have a retainer too that I'm supposed to wear every night and I do. It's starting to smell like cheese. none none Laurie Gumbs 10205 1 My sister gave me an alien for Christmas...! I'm just kidding, I don't have a sister. I don't have an alien, either. none none Prof. Lynn Waterhouse 101705 2 Prof. Waterhouse: Those of you not smiling right now? What's the problem? PJ: It's been 10:57 for like ten minutes! Class ends at 11:20 none Rob Doherty 11205 1 I haven't seen my ears lately. none none Prof. Peter DePasquale 11305 2 Prof. Peter DePasquale: Well, that's right but there's a slightly sexier way to do that. PJ: Oh, I don't know. I could say it in a deeper voice. PJ has just offered a coding solution to a question in class none