Monday, January 24, 2005

My contribution to "Apprentice: the Musical"

It's hard to believe, but Trump & company are looking at a Broadway musical based on "the Apprentice".

So I thought I should make my contribution. Following are the lyrics to "Trump Anthem," sung to the tune of Good Charlotte's "Anthem."


I'm movin' up, livin' in the Suite
'long with 15 of business' elite
gettin' ready to play the richest game
Sellin' ice cream, or maybe lemonade
Make an ad campaign, and maybe make the grade
Avoid two words I do not want to hear

They give me condoms, but no privacy
not enough food, there's wine but no TV
if I survive I'll never be the same...
Make a bottle, model new blue jeans
Fix up a house, and know what it means
To be one of the last ones to be still right there

I'm here to make some history
It's not about them 'cuz it's all about me
I'm hangin' in there to the very end
'cuz I'm your Apprentice
Donald Trump please be nice it's
I may have to do anything it takes
To beat the competition, to get the breaks
I may have to stab someone in the back
but see, it's good TV
Donald Trump please hire me it's

true... I wanna be just like you!
(now I'm tellin' ya)
maybe not like you -- I wanna BE you!
You! and George and Carolyn too!
true... I wanna be just like you!
(now I'm tellin' ya)
maybe not like you -- I wanna BE you!
You! not another Kelly Perdew!

(Boardroom once, that's fine...)
(Boardroom twice, that's OK...)
(Boardroom three times, I'm playing with my life AGAIN!)

true... I wanna be just like you!
(now I'm tellin' ya)
maybe not like you -- I wanna BE you!
not Rancic, not Massey, not Kwame Jackson!
I'm the one you should love! Whoa!
Take Raj Bhakta if ya gots ta! Whoa!
But don't take Omarosa! Whoa!

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