The best online singles profile EVER!
I'm not gonna tell you where I got this, but it's hilarious. SOMEBODY out there knows how the singles Web sites really work. :-) :-) :-)My Mother wrote this for me because I still live in her basement and she wants me to find someone new to take care of me so she can find a paying tenant. My last boyfriend ditched me because I got pregnant and asked for child support even though he never touched me. My sister wants me to pay back the money I owe her NOW, can you lend me a hundred dollars? I promise I will pay it back. My ex-husband left me for a younger woman so I dated his new wife's son and used my alimony to take him to a nice restaurant. When I get my period, I gain a little weight. And it's accumulative. I am running out of room, so please tell me now, do you still love me???
Labels: character, diversions
posted by Ron @ 5:46 PM
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Sounds like she is from eastern KY...Have talked to several of her 'type' in the past....It's always interesting and sadly comical....Wonder what her Mamma is like???
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