Friday, February 09, 2007

You can link types of franchise as well as franchises :-)

SEEMINGLY MISMATCHED COUPLE FINDS LOVE TOGETHER -- FILM #784Michelle RodriguezHugh Grant
Michelle Rodriguez is engaged to be married to Some Jerk. The two travel to some small village somewhere to have a wedding. Michelle Rodriguez is exploring the town, when all of a sudden she bumps into Hugh Grant.

MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ: Hello. Me Michelle Rodriguez.

HUGH GRANT: I’m…I’m terribly sorry... I’m just... I’m... well I was just... I’m... I’m... pardon me, I’m... I’m... excuse me, I’m... I’m... I’m... I’m... I’m... I’m... I’m... I’m... I’m... I’m.

MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ: GAAAAH!!! BRITISH MAN TALK SO ANNOYING!!! MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ SMASH!!!

Michelle Rodriguez beats the crap out of Hugh Grant. The two hate each other for three quarters of the film and then magically love each other. Michelle realizes that her fiancé is a total jerk.

MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ: I am realizing that my fiancé is a total jerk!

Michelle plunges her hand into her betrothed’s chest and rips out his still-beating heart.

HUGH GRANT: The script says I love you, Michelle.

MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ: We sex now!

Hugh Grant and Michelle Rodriguez live happily ever after. All male members of the audience dragged to see this movie have now died of self-inflicted wounds.

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