Coach Miller is the undisputable Big Cheese of The College of New Jersey softball team. She drinks her Diet Coke and pulls her hair whenever she feels like it. However, it is not uncommon that we occasionally drive her to drinking (Diet Cokes) and pulling her hair. To speed things up, you can press the buttons. Just a warning though, the more she drinks, the more caffeine will be in her system. Caffeine can induce her to pull her hair. Pulling that hair will wear her out and she will need a Diet Coke. Too much Coke and too much hair pulling will cause her to have a nervous breakdown and then she will start shaking. By the way, this is just a simulation of how we drive our coach up the wall. We are trained professionals. Remember kids, don't try this at home.