STORIES by ME  

I've been writing short, non-fiction stories about my life for the last 15 years. I do it for personal enjoyment, and when I become senile these will become new experiences once again. I was filing most of them and forgetting about them. It seemed like a terrible waste of good writing (my opinion), so I decided to put them on my web site. Besides, it's a lot easier than trying to get them published. The ones with "new" after them mean they were written in the last three months, and the ones with * after them were actually published.

               

A Wrangler's Last Day*

Bunny Huggers*

Born Again

The Trip

Ethics 502*

Heading West

Hmm

Eating can be addictive

Moving to France

The Great Escape (fiction)

Reality Check

It's Tradition

Ten Years

A Moving Experience

The Horses Are Loose*

No Trespassing

The Mountain Man

Let's Go For It*

The Simple Life*

The Porch*

The Worst Night Ever*

The William's Fork Incident

Decision Making

How Many Bs make an A

My Favorite Year

WWW

Going to Church

The P.I.* (updated 10-7-06)

Airlines & the Novice

The Wedding

Dancing

A Dangerous Man

The Toga Party

The Visit

Jail Babe Service

The Sunrise

Investing

Animal People Kansas Evening
The Arrival Medical Insurance
The Omen Vacation Days
High Tech Marketing

"Kemo Sabe" explained (updated 1-30-07)

Who the hell is Clare Erber? Jeff & Traci's Wedding
In The Trenches Phony Business
The Girls The Curse
Acquired Taste Life in the 1500's
End of Vacation Observations
Saying Good-Bye The Deal (updated 7-7-07)
Capricorn Bubbaville*
Turning 60 The Practical Joke
Personality Contest Eating Bananas
Babies* Bras
Lawns A Day in Colorado (Fiction)
Chasey Lain

The Weather

Friday
Fitness Ong
Dressing Up Cowboys and Indians
Saks 5th Avenue My Hometown
Tolerance The Best of Plans
Traffic Control Cyber Matchmaking
Live Bait Management Education
More Observations Worm Holes
The Parking Lot Adult Education*
Nothing Of Mice and Women
Sleeping with Cats Federal Express?
Values Enough
Dogs A Laughing Matter
Kick Ass Teaching
Mystery at Booger Bottom Transformative Change
The Last Time AAA
Jeff Sheep Riders
A Reformed Driver Sailing
Math is Depressing The Belmar Beach Hotel
Buy Me... Making Money
Breasts Fees
The India Connection AT&T Wireless Sucks
Snatch Miracles – And Other Annoying...
The Idiot Worm Virus Hey Dude (updated 2/3/07)
Who Was Glenn Miller* Not Antelope!
Strategic Planning Facade
Disasters I Miss Those Days
Nature Sucks! (Photos added 3-1-07) I Don't Understand
Cabela's (Photos added 9-2-06) Status Quo
Assessment Academia
Lifting Concrete Folding Underwear
Killed by Donkeys A Red State
Context The Blood Rule
The Pine Tree Reno
Boot Fitting Small Towns
Wordsmiths A Point Of View
Lay or Lie Chasing Rainbows
The Roomba Just Add Water
Misplaced Priorities Lessons
Room Temperature Genetics is why I'm Stupid
Sugar Pill or Acupuncture? Two Cents
Personalities Religion and Politics
Idiots (updated 05-01-08) Friends I've Never Met
Falling In Love Delays
Relationships Impressions of Bucharest
Names Weird and Unexplainable
Whatever Happened to... Symantec Sucks
Bicycles Selling A Friend
A Changing Culture You Never Know
What Is he Thinking? On Being Alone
Laurie How Many Cookies?
Seriously, Folks One Nation Under God
The Art of Procrastination "You Know..."
Missed Opportunities Christmas Cards
Toyota Prius (Updated 1/11/07) Coffee (Updated 1/11/07)
The Cost of Education A Social Perspective
The Dumbing of America The Age of Bullshit
The Fast Life A Lack Of Relevance
Do It Yourself Everything Happens For A Reason
My Very Eyes Cutting Wood
Brauts and Do-Rags The Shed
What's The Rush Fashion
Student Satisfaction Enduring Goals
Tattoos It's How You Say It
Taking the "social" out of networking "See If These Help."
Dead Musicians Expectations
On Being Selfish Bird Poop
Wild Animal Who Says It's Cheap
Blogs It's South Jersey
What's a Life Worth? The View
Too Much The Colonoscopy
God Awful End Of Semester
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